This is Morgan Stew, official chef of Scandaliz Vandaliz and sister to
the band.  I just want you to know that if you can come tonight, you
are awesome.  If you can't, that is okay.  If you simply choose not to
because you are playing grand theft auto, you are lame, and it is sad
that you have predetermined you will miss out on what would have been
the best night of your life.   A glittering cascade of metaphorical
fireworks, brains, and Panamanian fighters is waiting to cleanse your
weary bodies! And also the ISLANDS! I will bring the cookies. All you
need to bring is your punk rock soul.

doors open at 9
hi-tone, memphis
$8
we play at 9:30