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Received from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama:

The Bride

Heard today on the news that a woman ran out of the church in the middle of her
own wedding. No one heard her say anything -- she just threw off her headdress
and ran out the side door with a very determined expression on her face.

Members of the wedding party spent the rest of the afternoon and much of the
evening searching for the woman, who was still believed to be wearing her
bride's dress, ... but without avail.

 (:)PIGS Site of the Day:  Anthrax Information from the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention
http://www.bt.cdc.gov/Agent/Anthrax/AnthraxGen.asp

(:)PIGS Quote of the Day: "Kiss?  What is kiss?" – scantily clad island woman
getting to know a washed-ashore sailor in Pagan Island, 1960

  –from "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" by Ross & Kathryn Petras in Page
A Day Calendar, http://www.page-a-day.com/

(:)PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys Society)
Dedicated to Poor Innocent Guys (victims of the wiles of women)
and the SLOTHS (Smart Ladies of the House)
who put up with them
p...@theironpig.com
http://hometown.aol.com/kcds3/webprof/index.htm

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