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 More options Jul 4, 8:37 am
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, sci.physics, alt.alien.visitors, sci.astro
From: blues...@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 05:37:29 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Jul 4 2008 8:37 am
Subject: FOSSILIZED BLOOD DISCOVERED ON MARS
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Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan, posted the following
message to the sci.med newsgroup.
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IT DESERVES A LOT MORE ATTENTION
-- and we'll see that it gets it.
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Newsgroups: sci.med
From: Lin Liangtai <lin440...@yahoo.com.tw>
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2008 23:13:53 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Jul 3 2008 2:13 am
Subject: Ed's fossilized blood vessel found on Mars
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NASA just released a micrograph showing a vessel-like object (Fig. 1)
in the scoop of Phoenix Mars Lander.
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That object closely resembles blood vessel remains found in a
Carboniferous human calvarium fossil owned by Mr. Ed Conrad of
Shenandoah, Pennsylvania (Fig. 2 for
comparison).
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The amazing thing is these two fossils are wonderfully preserved for 3
billion years and 300 million years, respectively. Who can do that?
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Photo 1:
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/phoenix/images/press/RAC_SSI_PR_Sol...
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Photo 2:
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=19&f=1328514833&p=36
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===========================
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Lin Liangtai's intensive research performed on photos, etc., released
by NASA, indicates that Mars definitely once had life.
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And, based on remarkable photos that appear to reveal the remnants of
handmade structures and possibly even cities, it must have included
intelligent life.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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 More options Jul 4, 10:11 am
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, sci.physics, alt.alien.visitors, sci.astro
From: Arif <arifer1...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 07:11:19 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Jul 4 2008 10:11 am
Subject: Re: FOSSILIZED BLOOD DISCOVERED ON MARS
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Discussion subject changed to "Haversian Canals found in Conrad's Head" by Hagar
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 More options Jul 4, 12:28 pm
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research, alt.alien.visitors, alt.astronomy, alt.fan.art-bell, sci.astro, sci.physics
From: "Hagar" <hs...@surewest.net>
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 09:28:31 -0700
Local: Fri, Jul 4 2008 12:28 pm
Subject: Haversian Canals found in Conrad's Head
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news:bc506279-06eb-474a-916c-5f42fa52e5a4@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...

Huge Haversian Canals discovered in Ed Conrad's head!!
Scientists have finally solved the enigma which has puzzled the scientific
community for the past 40 or so years.

They were at a loss as to how all of the gray matter leaked out of Ed
Conrad's head and totally clueless as to how the gray matter was so rapidly
replaced by a brown mass, called SHIT.

Turns out, Ed's Haversian Canals dead-ended at the top of his head, with a
tee in the brain cavity and the other end connected to his rectum.  So every
time ole Ed bent over to pick up yet another piece of old coal (which,
naturally, looked human to him), some of his brain leaked out through these,
now downwards pointing, Haversian canals.  As soon as he stood up again, his
ass filled the newly created void with the brown replacement, given the
scientific moniker of SHIT, via the rectum connected Haversian canals.

Efforts are underway to officially change Ed's name to "Shithead".


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