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Jokes that are funny (in the moderator's opinion). (Moderated)
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[Last joke on this theme. Ever. Don't send any more. -ed.] Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? A: One nurtures its children, the other sends them out to play on a frozen lake.
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Palin Pit Bull
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Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a pit bull? A: A pit bull doesn't think the universe is six thousand years old.
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Welcome J.D. Baldwin, new moderator for rec.humor.funny
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I would like to welcome J.D. Baldwin as the new moderator for rec.humor.funny. He has now replaced Jim Griffith, who has served as moderator since 1995 -- longer than I and Maddi, the first two moderators, put together. It was simply time to move on, and J.D. won our competition from a field of good applicants.... more »
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The Pirate & Steering Wheel
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[Belatedly posted - ed.] in honour of Talk Like A Pirate Day 9-19: So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. The bartender asks, "Did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?" The pirate responds, "Arrr. It's drivin' me nuts."
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Harry Potter: Financial Wizard
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"It's not like that in the magical world, 'Arry," Hagrid said, voice lowered in concern. "Y'see, when Vol... well, when _You-Know-Who_ set up a trust deposit insurance scheme, 'e didn't account for rising interest rates. And 'e didn't give codflakes about whether it would influence currency issues abroad, or take into account nominal... more »
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Sarah Palin joke
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Why does Sarah Palin wear skirts whenever she's campaigning? Because all her pants are on fire.
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Indian Story
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.' The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.' He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,... more »
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Comparing computer security risks
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Q. What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject "Nude pictures of Sarah Palin"? A. Whatever you do, don't open it! It could contain a computer virus! Q. What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject "Nude pictures of Hillary Clinton"? A. Whatever you do, don't open it! It could contain nude pictures of... more »
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