Walter Perkins (PERkins, with an "er;" you wouldn't believe how many people get that wrong) is your prototypical 'neckbeard.'  He is 24, and still lives with his parents.  Despite the fact that he has no job and no responsibilities, he is chronically late, and never seems to be able to find the time to shower.  He seems to live for anime, comic books, his iPhone, and Hot Pockets.  He is constantly updating his Twitter feed with mundane details that absolutely nobody reads.

Somehow, Walter seems to have a very good standard of living, including a fancy sports car and a lawyer on retainer.

Recently, Walter has found the love of ghostly WWII speedster, Senorita AquiYAlli.  As of yet, their relationship is limited to her moving things around for him at super-speed, but Walter is hoping that the intercession of a Medium will allow them to take things to the next level.

Daniel Worthington- Nice Guy jock nd burn victim, Freezes.

Greg's Guy- Nice Guy Jock, Flies.

Tony Moranski- Garbage Man, Becomes super Dense

Marcus Weatherby.- Coma Patient, Mental domination and Calirsentience