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Foreign Puns    
I laughed out loud for maybe 5 minutes reading and rereading these!
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Foreign Puns
 
Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the new expression:
 
RIGOR MORRIS:
The cat is dead.
 
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID:
Honk if you're Scottish
 
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?:
Can you drive a French motorcycle?
 
VENI, VIPI, VICI:
I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered
 
[Nick adds...]
        VENI, VIDI, VISA:
        I came, I saw, I shopped.
 
COGITO EGGO SUM:
I think, therefore I am ... a waffle
 
QUE SERA SERF:
Life is feudal
 
LEROI EST MORT.  JIVE LEROI:
The king is dead. No kidding
 
POSH MORTEM:
Death styles of the rich and famous
 
PRO BOZO PUBLICO:
Support your local clown
 
MONAGE A TROIS:
I am three years old
 
HASTE CUISINE:
Fast French food
 
QUIP PRO QUO:
A fast retort
 
ALOHA OY:
Love; greetings; farewell;
and from such a pain you should never know
 
MAZEL TON:
Tons of luck
 
VISA LA FRANCE:
Don't leave your chateau without it
 
CARNE DIEM:
Seize the meat
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Nov 5 2008 by Reggie
I laughed out loud for maybe 5 minutes reading and rereading these

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