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bagheera  
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 More options Oct 7 1997, 3:00 am
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From: "bagheera" <baghe...@dgsys.com>
Date: 1997/10/07
Subject: Erlich's Mouth

Is way down South and Facing from the Rear
I have a bone to pick with him, I think that you should hear.....
This week's fun
Addendum
Was partly due to him
He has betrayed to OSA
Issues twisted Yesterday
On egotistic whim!!

I strongly recommend to all Please do not trust this man,
With any of your private thoughts, Or any of your plans
Cause if he should become nonplused, He'll run and tell the CLAMS!!!
I do not hate him, no I don't, I say I just despise
The way he tries to hurt the few
How God-Damned many times?

He knows not I
I know not him
But I can surely say
You do not treat good souls like this
No this is not the way!

Erlich, If you wanted kids, Would you then cut off your Cock?
You can't win a Religious War by Killing Off your Flock.
A Rogue is more like what you are
A Reverend I think not
What Reverence you for fellow man?
Your actions mark your lot.

For Shame that you are so untrue, and feckless with your words
We all are in this war with you, yet you slaughter your own herd!
What pity do I hold for you?  None, I - you do not
A man of promises and lies, who cannot see, and yet has eyes
A man who lives upon our mercy, without respect or courtesy
For people and the lives at stake, you survive but us forsake
You are nothing but a vengeful rake, you should reap just what you sow
You've cut your nose to spite your face, and ARS should know.

Why do you try to damage those with whom you are Allied?
OSA sure had a blast, but what they did won't fly.
Can't you see that they just want to conquer and divide?
You STUPID, STUPID, STUPID MAN, no more will you be snide!

Erlichs Mouth is way down South, and Facing from the Rear,
I thought you all should be aware and that you should not fear
He's just a Smarmy Gunga-Din,
He's stuck, -- without us he can't win
That's why you should know how he's sinned
And why despite, we're stuck with him.

He's shot himself well in the foot, his point is made and rendered moot
The Man is but a simple Boob whose punishment is clear --
That we hold our line, not break our stride, and NOT give him the boot!
Cause that is just what OSA wants, inventing DA fear
And nothing would displease them more than holding Erlich dear.
So Irreverand, you may live, but you will not forget; and lest you think
this is a joke
I am not done quite yet,
you are a Motherfucker sir!  You are quite the Cocksucker sir!
You are a twisted Boogeyman, without a hope of grace!!!!
And it is long, far past the time We put you in your place.
You still need us to win the war.
No bets without us Ace!!!
The next time you decide to spew, not a thing will come about
Cause privy you? No not a clue.  Because in you now we doubt.

Erlich's mouth is way down South and Facing from the Rear
We will suffer him, and all his sin.  That is his Cross to Bear.

                                   Bagheera

Motamika, Motagee.

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Martin Hunt  
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 More options Oct 7 1997, 3:00 am
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From: mart...@islandnet.com (Martin Hunt)
Date: 1997/10/07
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

In article <01bcd350$be9966a0$5d416...@newsco1.dgsys.com>,

"bagheera" <baghe...@dgsys.com> wrote:
>Erlich's mouth way down South and Facing from the Rear

...

>You STUPID, STUPID, STUPID MAN, no more will you be snide!

Fuck. Can I have one of these poems, too?

--
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Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine  
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From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <d...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
Date: 1997/10/07
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

In article <01bcd350$be9966a0$5d416...@newsco1.dgsys.com>,

bagheera <baghe...@dgsys.com> writes:

>Is way down South and Facing from the Rear
>I have a bone to pick with him, I think that you should hear.....
>This week's fun
>Addendum
>Was partly due to him
>He has betrayed to OSA
>Issues twisted Yesterday
>On egotistic whim!!

>I strongly recommend to all Please do not trust this man,
>With any of your private thoughts, Or any of your plans
>Cause if he should become nonplused, He'll run and tell the CLAMS!!!

Uhunh.  Any proof of this? Who are you, anyway -- you seem to
be connected to Arnie [at least both are at Digital Gateway Systems
which ain't thant big] though you seem cleverer and more articulate
than him.

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Martin Hunt  
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 More options Oct 8 1997, 3:00 am
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From: mart...@islandnet.com (Martin Hunt)
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

In article <343cdf74.4234...@snews.zippo.com>,
inF...@super.zippo.com (Rev. Dennis Erlich) wrote:

>"bagheera" <baghe...@dgsys.com> wrote:

Bagheera is annoyed by her perception that Dennis hacks on fellow
critics. So what does she do? Hack on a fellow critic!

Smart move. Lead by example, Bag. Put your own house in order first,
and all that good shit. Me, I hack on everyone anyway, so just ignore
it.

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bagheera  
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 More options Oct 8 1997, 3:00 am
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From: "bagheera" <baghe...@dgsys.com>
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

Martin wrote:

Bagheera is annoyed by her perception that Dennis hacks on fellow

> critics. So what does she do? Hack on a fellow critic!

> Smart move. Lead by example, Bag. Put your own house in order first,
> and all that good shit. Me, I hack on everyone anyway, so just ignore
> it.

Martin:

I am not "annoyed by my perception".  I am angry because Erlich is behaving
in a cruel and destructive manner.   Irreverand is hurting people who are
helping him and he knows it and he does not give a fuck!!!  I have not
"hacked on" anyone.  I have told ARS what Dennis has done so that he is put
on notice.  He cannot continue to behave as if the world revolves around
him, and CARELESSLY DAMAGE CRITICS WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.  His current
behavior WILL NOT STAND, and I encourage everyone to take precautions when
dealing with him (because he cares not a whit for anyone here, just look at
his reply to my verse) I want to protect others from his careless hooves,
and also to call him on the carpet for his bad behavior.  There is no place
on this planet for egotistical, inconsiderate, disrespecting, self-centered
fucks like him.  Kick him in the ass when he is bad.  He deserves it, after
all, he is neither holy, nor helpful, nor considerate, nor consistently
kind, he is but a man, and a very simple one at that, and he has no idea
all the things that people have done for him, (and many people have, and it
does not mean that they are any less significant actions if they are done
without his asking).  Erlich needs to get over himself and treat people
with respect and consideration, otherwise, he should expect to be strung up
by his toes, very publicly.  You don't tread on good people, man.

                                        Sincerely and Without Prejudice
                                        With all Five Thousand teeth gleaming,

                                        Bagheera
--
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Tilman Hausherr  
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 More options Oct 8 1997, 3:00 am
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From: til...@berlin.snafu.de (Tilman Hausherr)
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

In <01bcd350$be9966a0$5d416...@newsco1.dgsys.com>, "bagheera"

<baghe...@dgsys.com> wrote:
>Erlich, If you wanted kids, Would you then cut off your Cock?
>You can't win a Religious War by Killing Off your Flock.
>A Rogue is more like what you are
>A Reverend I think not
>What Reverence you for fellow man?
>Your actions mark your lot.

What's going on? Did you meet Steve Fishman? Or are you Steve Fishman?

Tilman

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Find broken links on your web site with "Xenu's Link Sleuth":
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From: m...@primenet.com (kEvin)
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

In article <01bcd3fc$cd4064e0$5d416...@newsco1.dgsys.com>,

bagheera <baghe...@dgsys.com> wrote:
>I am not "annoyed by my perception".  I am angry because Erlich is behaving
>in a cruel and destructive manner.

Could you elaborate on that? I couldn't translate your verse too well,
but it looked like you were accusing him of feeding information on
others to OSA for dead agenting purposes. There's all sorts of ways
for OSA to get information from someone, and not all of them involve
the person doing it deliberately. (The whole blue bathrobe thing was
OSA crowing that they keep Dennis under surveillance.)

I think you'll get a better resolution to your beef if you clearly
and factually state it. It's hard to answer innuendo and you shouldn't
expect someone to respond favorably to it.

kEvin
m...@primenet.com


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From: c...@u.washington.edu (Ceon Ramon)
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

In article <01bcd401$234dfa60$5d416...@newsco1.dgsys.com>,

bagheera <baghe...@dgsys.com> wrote:

>Rev. Dennis Erlich <inF...@super.zippo.com> wrote in article
><343cdf74.4234...@snews.zippo.com>...
[...]
>> >He's just a Smarmy Gunga-Din,

>>    Tarbaby.
>Define "Tarbaby" sir.  I'm sure that there are many races who would love to
>hear your definition.

For someone who calls herself after Kipling's great noble panther you
ought to be ashamed of your ignorance of Kipling's Gunga Din, who was an
exceedingly brave man and a hero. You have also been neglecting your Joel
Chandler Harris, or else you would know that in his fables of the American
south the "tarbaby"  was a clever ruse used by Brer Rabbit to avoid being
eaten by the fox.  You seem to imply there's something racist about it,
and that is so far from the truth that it doesn't appear on a map.

Get a grip, Bagheera. Take a lesson from the cats and chill out.

--Barbara


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From: Roland <roland.rashleigh-berry@_SPAMTRAP_virgin.net>
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

Saint Dennis! This cannot be true! Surely this cannot be true! You are a
saint, yes? We all know that. You are our saviour and our leader. I
worship you. We all worship you. Dennis, our Saint, save us all. Be our
leader and accompany us to OT glory.

Roland


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Martin Hunt  
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 More options Oct 8 1997, 3:00 am
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From: mart...@islandnet.com (Martin Hunt)
Date: 1997/10/08
Subject: Re: Erlich's Potty Mouth

In article <34482dcb.3725...@snews.zippo.com>,
inF...@super.zippo.com (Rev. Dennis Erlich) wrote:

> "bagheera" <baghe...@dgsys.com> wrote:
>>When ever you do,
>>everyone will be made aware of your actions.  

>   I assume this means you plan on objecting to my actions or words.
>Please try to be concise when you refer to what I have done.
>Otherwise, neither I nor anyone else will know about wtf you are
>talking.  As is the case now, you brainless twit.

Ho-hum; another critic pissing match. I thought we were beyond all
this now?

>   Threatening to come between me and my attorneys?  Cool move,
>fuck-face.  Why don't you send them a letter (using your real name, of
>course bag-o) objecting to their representation of me.  I'm sure
>they'll be really impressed and get right on dropping me once they
>find out from you who they are actually representing.

>>Tread lightly or the ground may part beneath your feet.  

Christ; can anyone say what this is all about? Something went on
behind the scenes, that's for sure. Dennis do something that you
perceive as hurting Arnie, Bag? Tell us about it, rather than
all this nicey-nicey dancing around with poetry and threats of
wounding Dennis horribly. Say what's on your mind; better to vent
that spleen, as I'm sure Dennis would agree, than let it build up
inside and drown you in bile. Here's your chance for catharsis:
let it all hang out. That's what the internet's good for, among
other things.

ttyl,
martin.

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Roland  
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 More options Oct 9 1997, 3:00 am
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From: Roland <roland.rashleigh-berry@_SPAMTRAP_virgin.net>
Date: 1997/10/09
Subject: Re: Erlich's Mouth

Rebecca Hartong wrote:

<snip>

> Bagheera, this was one of the most wonderfully bizarre posts I've read
> in a long time!

> I laughed!
> I cried!
> I loved it!!!

> (I just can't imagine anyone sitting down at their computer and
> actually spending time putting such an epic together...  )

Don't witches normally come in threes? We have Diane (Witch of Zun),
you...... Where's the other one?

Roland


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