In article <cda49980adac6ff30d10bb67eb093...@anon.efga.org>, Anonymous
<Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote: >I received the following message from Della Creek yesterday. I asked for >and got her permission to post it:
(snip of utterly self serving typical bravado and bullshit)
ROTFL!
Utter crap, but humorous stuff!
Thanks for the demo of ScienoSelfDelusional BS! Very educational! <grin>
Best,
Gregg SP4 http://www.cgocable.net/~elrond -- " I'm sure it's obvious to all who read my stuff, that I have serious problems when it comes to being able to communicate." - -RonsAmigo, Official OSA Shill on ARS
On Tue, 7 Oct 1997 02:38:38 -0400, Anonymous <Use-Author-Address
Header@[127.1]> wrote:
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>gotten all the way up to the back bedroom door before the dog
alerted me. He
Maybe your dog needs a bit of auditing. "All the way up..."? *He's* obviously not a clear.
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>accusing him doing. My only actual moment of body fear were during the >moments I thought he might be BATF or a fedthug of some type this would have >been worse scenario, IMO. Incredibly (while I'm playing some
weird combo
Ah, so you had some illegal alcohol, tobacco or firearms on the premises? Yes, that would cause some worry, then.
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>went down smooth as silk and we had been totally taken by surprise. Neither >one of us were particularly enturbulated and nobody had to
shoot anybody. It
Good thing, too. But still, were they high enough on the tone scale to even worry eliminating "without sorrow" <tm> LRon Hubbard.
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>in agreement with. And our ability to be in com without depending on PU >[physical universe] vias [circuitious means to a goal]. Most importantly, to >have the certainty level necessary to do that.
Or maybe Fred heard a noise? Nah!
>And this event was just a teensy little PU validation of all that airy fairy >shit. Laff!
Yeah. Damn that PU stuff! Good thing you've got total control over MEST and have managed to get rid of all those pesky BTs that would interfere.
>My thanks to Della for taking the time to write this up and sending it to me >and for giving me permission to post it.
Any my thanks to you for posting it! I haven't had such a chuckle since GeorgeWorthy posted his "ars week in review" parody!
James
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I gotta write you(gawd i almost picked up the PHONE!!!! and called you yesterday. 2 days ago we had the most incredible experience that really brought home the increase in our oat tea abilities and we know that it is just more result of the auditing we did with you. If the scene weren't so weird I would write it as a win for clear-l but i fear that it either would be misunderstood or considered too off and I don't want to connect you with that.
So THANKS!! You more than likely LITERALLY saved our furkin skin bags. No shitski.
So I asked her to elaborate on what she was talking about. This was the message she sent back. My inclusions in the text are in brackets [] :
================================================================= I will TRY to keep this short and not ramble like I _always_ do. We had an armed robbery here 3 days ago in the late afternoon.
Started with me coming around the back of the house and finding a guy in full camo, face mask and two handuns, out and ready for action. He had gotten all the way up to the back bedroom door before the dog alerted me. He starts telling me how "we" are here to take care of business for some mystery drug dealer who says we messed with him. This is too bizarre for me so he has to spend some time convincing me of his sincerity and explaining in great detail what he is there for and that he isn't a joking, as I keep accusing him doing. My only actual moment of body fear were during the moments I thought he might be BATF or a fedthug of some type-this would have been worse scenario, IMO. Incredibly (while I'm playing some weird combo personality of space cadet and like I'm Beaver Cleaver's mother inviting a troubled young man in for milk and cookies) he allows me to lead him right where I wanted him to go-the other end of the house away from where I assuming Fred is and to the door where my gun is fairly close at hand. When I got to this point with him I put an anchor point down into the middle of the bedroom (last known location of Fred)and from there went up about 20 ft. over the house and sorta made a circle of fast moving light around it- a sort of circular beam . (I have no idea why-I just found myself doing it.) The circle was sort of a directional flow -sort of a locate and pinpoint the target from an aerial view thing. Also as a sort of com to Fred since I didn't know where he was in pt but I sure as hell knew where I needed him to be. Apparently our telepathy, certainty and whatever the hell were in because at this moment Fred is behind and to the side of the guy and tells him tone fucking 40 [tone 40: intention without reservation] to "drop the fucking guns" and man they just flew out of his hands so fast I couldn't perceive the two events as having any seperation. I get his guns and then get my own on him too and I tell Fred there is at least one other guy out there in the trees somewhere- maybe not or maybe more than one. Somehow we come up with a plan -trying to figure things out and come to an agreement on how to proceed while this guy is JUST freaking out; talking a steady stream of incoherencies and dancing the two step all over the place in sheer panic.
To make a long story not QUITE so long, we ended up getting the other guy out of the trees, and disarmed him too. Now I call that greenzone phenomena altho I think acw may not understand my take here on his tech! But man it went down smooth as silk and we had been totally taken by surprise. Neither one of us were particularly enturbulated and nobody had to shoot anybody. It was a huge validation of our ability to operate well together under stress and demonstrated the reality and space we have created on this land and with the beings that share this space with us. That type of bullshit is just not part of the movie we're busy making up here. But it was an invaluable drill and we spotted some mistakes we'd made we wouldn't have been aware of until we had a sit. like this happen. All in all, too furkin cool, considering.
There are other factors, but the auditing with you has freed both of us to operate at a level of knowingness, postulates and certainty that continues to expand. Those gpm [GPM Clearing] sessions are the catalyst- without a doubt. It particularly has expanded in regards to our ability to create an environment that can maintain its sovereignty when confronted with a reality we are not in agreement with. And our ability to be in com without depending on PU [physical universe] vias [circuitious means to a goal]. Most importantly, to have the certainty level necessary to do that.
And this event was just a teensy little PU validation of all that airy fairy shit. Laff!
On Tue, 7 Oct 1997 02:38:38 -0400, Anonymous <Use-Author-Address-Header@
[127.1]> wrote: >because at this moment Fred is behind and to the side of the guy and tells >him tone fucking 40 [tone 40: intention without reservation] to "drop the >fucking guns" and man they just flew out of his hands so fast I couldn't >perceive the two events as having any seperation. I get his guns and then
Or maybe he thought "Oh no, there's an unknown person behind me telling me to drop my weapons! I'd better to do, or he'll kill me! I faced a similar situation several years ago when I pointed my gun at someone and WHISPERED(Tone .000004) that he should drop his gun and lie on the floor. BOY! that gun flew out of his hand and he just dropped to the floor so fast I couldn't perceive the two events as having any separation! And without 1 second of auditing on my part!
BTW if you're going to say Fred didn't have a gun... Fred was BEHIND the burglar where he couldn't be seen. A prudent person would assume anybody making ultimatums would be armed. Let's hear some real "WINS." How about "I used my OT POWERZ and exploded his head like a ripe mellon." Or "I turned on my SuPeR OT POWERZ and forced ARC with him. 'These aren't the Scientologists you're looking for. You don't need to see our copyright registration numbers.'"
In my latest propaganda pile, the Gospel according to Ron is quoted: "The only reason a person gives up a study - is because he or she has gone past a word that was not understood." Note that he said "The ONLY reason."
So, all the Co$ need do to get back the many thousands of "blown" $cistaff and marks, - uh, sorry, "PCs," is to get you to clear these words: LIE, DECEIVE, ABUSE, INTIMIDATE, DEAD-AGENT, BULLY, BETRAY, EXPLOIT, ENSLAVE, CON, COERCE, SUBJUGATE, OVERWHELM, BAIT AND SWITCH, HIGH PRESSURE, SUPPRESS, BRAINWASH, HYPOCRISY, GREED, THEFT, ARROGANCE, FASCISTIC, GROUPTHINK, UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT, MIND CONTROL, INFILTRATE, ASSAULT, BLACKMAIL, FORGERY, BURGLARY, SUICIDE, WRONGFUL DEATH, and many others. With misunderstoods cleared, the reason for "blowing" should be blown! But if not, there is more Tech to apply. Now that you know what they're talking about, you can be "handled" with ARC break auditing. This will free you of "bypassed charge" by getting you to recall when YOU did these unacceptable things. No matter if, under pressure to recall, you come up with false memories, duress-induced fabrications or distortions. Then you can "cognite" that you are judging yourself, not the infallible "Church," and that these things may not be so bad after all, but are "the greatest good for the greatest number." So now you feel much better - all these things you felt guilty about are really OK, and once again you can unconditionally embrace Co$ teachings and practices. Now go write a Success Story about how great the Tech is and your wonderful win!
"SCIENTOLOGY IS EXPANDING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!" screams a headline. The Great Lies Exposed ad campaign is credited with calls being received "day and night from all over" on their 1-800-334-LIFE line. Perhaps they should be called and told of such Great Lies as the Xenu story. But DON'T do it from your home phone!
$CIENTOLOGY TECHNOLOGY, an article by Ron the Con, is on page 2 of Source magazine. Get this: "The very truth that we know - the very honesty with which we approach our task, are probably the largest barriers we have to overcome. Man has been defrauded so often, persuaded so wrongly and has returned to the same old rut so inevitably and in such a defeated frame of mind that he is not able to grasp easily the firm and friendly hand of the auditor which is being reached out to him." It sure didn't take Flubbard very long to overcome the "barriers" of truth and honesty! Such are the pronouncements of history's most insidious fraud and liar.
