Hypothetical Question #3: acting natural - alt.lifestyle.furry

Message from discussion Hypothetical Question #3: acting natural

MegaDog the Nettweiler

More options Sep 23 1997, 3:00 am

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From: MegaDog the Nettweiler <mega...@canis-major.daemon.co.uk>

Date: 1997/09/23

Subject: Re: Hypothetical Question #3: acting natural

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It would appear that Locandez <lynd...@argonet.co.uk> scribbled:

>In article <60379k$cj...@e3000.supernews.com>, "SilverWolf"
><wande...@telepath.com> wrote:

>>> Imagine Mother Nature offered you a pact. She can turn into the animal of
>>>your choice, but on one condition: you _must_ act feral, i.e. just like
>>>the RL equivalent of your phenotype. No anthropomorphic bodies, no casual
>>>yiffing, nothing which would make you differ from the other, more
>>>'natural' members of your pack/group/flock/etc.

> Naturalists have conflicting opinions on this, but I gather that a fox will
>take a vixen as a companion, and yiff _once_. Not once a year, but _once_.
>And if the vixen dies, he will not find another companion. And not to
>mention that foxes hunt alone... :(

Well, i've witnessed male foxes queueing up to yiff one of my local
vixens... repeatedly!

Maybe she was just a slut?

> And even if foxes _are_ allowed to yiff more than once, I'd still have to
>wait for the vixen to come into heat.

This was one of the problems i came up with in my thoughts on furry
society... if all the females came into yiff at the same time, not only
would the aroma drive the males crazy, but i doubt much work would be
done. My answer: roll all the public holidays together into a per-
species "yiff week" and take the time off work.

"Hey babe... Fox's Yiff Week begins next week... fancy coming away to
this little den i've got up in the hills...."

>No wonder so many male furs are
>homo/bisexual, they'd sooner get it on with the wuf next to them than wait
>for their missus ;D

True... true... but also remember that in many canine species, the males
also have seasonality of sex-drive.

> Mind you, there would be a few vixens who'd live in my earth/kennel, to
>look after the cubs. So I do get _some_ furiends, but they'd have to be
>female, and I don't know any vixens :(

Oh well..

>Any male foxes fancy doing some cub-sitting? :)

Cubs? No thanks...! Not unless they are fully house-trained!

> Therefore: definitely not. I'm just going to make whimpering noises at
>Mother Nature until she offers something a little acceptable. I mean, no
>casual yiffing? :)

Like i said, the "foxes mate once" thing seems to be a myth...
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