Hypothetical Question #3: acting natural - alt.lifestyle.furry

Message from discussion Hypothetical Question #3: acting natural

Locandez

More options Sep 22 1997, 3:00 am

Newsgroups: alt.lifestyle.furry

From: Locandez <lynd...@argonet.co.uk>

Date: 1997/09/22

Subject: Re: Hypothetical Question #3: acting natural

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In article <60379k$cj...@e3000.supernews.com>, "SilverWolf"

<wande...@telepath.com> wrote:
>> Imagine Mother Nature offered you a pact. She can turn into the animal of
>>your choice, but on one condition: you _must_ act feral, i.e. just like
>>the RL equivalent of your phenotype. No anthropomorphic bodies, no casual
>>yiffing, nothing which would make you differ from the other, more
>>'natural' members of your pack/group/flock/etc.

Naturalists have conflicting opinions on this, but I gather that a fox will
take a vixen as a companion, and yiff _once_. Not once a year, but _once_.
And if the vixen dies, he will not find another companion. And not to
mention that foxes hunt alone... :(

And even if foxes _are_ allowed to yiff more than once, I'd still have to
wait for the vixen to come into heat. No wonder so many male furs are
homo/bisexual, they'd sooner get it on with the wuf next to them than wait
for their missus ;D

Mind you, there would be a few vixens who'd live in my earth/kennel, to
look after the cubs. So I do get _some_ furiends, but they'd have to be
female, and I don't know any vixens :( Any male foxes fancy doing some
cub-sitting? :)

Therefore: definitely not. I'm just going to make whimpering noises at
Mother Nature until she offers something a little acceptable. I mean, no
casual yiffing? :)

Locandez

"No, but I hear he thinks you're a fox!" - Monica, "Friends"

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