<cease_> the coloured persuasion? to the back of the bus
<Bubbas_Brain> (is it in the back?)
<cease_> i remember that kend
<kend^> cat, before i could read, i went to courthouse with my mother
once, she had to stop me from drinking from the "wrong" water fountain
<kend^> "they" had the tap water fountains, "we" had the refrigerated ones
<Joe_Beets> That the one that Typhoid Mary drank from in that movie?
<cease_> i was in hollywood, florida, visiting a "negro" friend in 1954
and we had to use different water fountains
*** Join: Bone-E-Boi (~chatzi...@IP-93-079.gst.pe.net)
<Dexter_Fong> Hope you both drank equally
<kend^> it's changed on the surface, but down deep, many are still
racist. generations will not change it as long as it's taught to new
children
<kend^> hi beb
*** Mode change "+o Bone-E-Boi" by kend^
<Dexter_Fong> B-E-B, hiya
<Bubbas_Brain> I gotta go... got things to do before I sleep.
<drjawn> girls jumpin on trampolines!
<Rotonoto> "they'r gonn turn the hoses on us- show them we won't
perspire..."
<cease_> we're equal opportunity drunks
<kend^> nite, B_B
*** Quit: Bubbas_Brain (Quit: )
<cease_> by bub
<Rotonoto> byez bubs
<Dexter_Fong> Night B_B
*** Join: hnn (~...@junior.apk.net)
<drjawn> *wave*
<kend^> hi has
<cease_> bbs come, bbs go
*** Mode change "+o hnn" by kend^
<cease_> but has no name goes on and on
<Dexter_Fong> Hi hnn
<DocTechnical> welcome to the wake (such as it is_
<DocTechnical> )
<bfwestley> nice to see pretty much everybody has shown up
<cease_> good to see lots of people here
<cease_> tiny sure did a fuck of a lot to bring us all together
<Rotonoto> he was my first contact with this merry group (by emails)
<Joe_Beets> Being on the outside looking in, I don't know much about TDT
or what he did
<cease_> you're Looking at it, Joe
<kend^> if anything of his has to be salvaged, it's the cfd page
<cease_> much of the this firesign community owes its existence to
Tiny's persistance
<DocTechnical> above and beyond his own web site, he administered the
firezine and planet proctor web sites
<Dexter_Fong> Hopefully, it'll all be slavaged, Ken
<kend^> joe, he was a great guy, and i'm not just saying that because
he's dead. i actually have nothing bad i could say about him
<hnn> hello...
<drjawn> only the good die young
<Dexter_Fong> hi again
<hnn> is dalnet being weird tonight?
<Dexter_Fong> Yep
*** hnn is now known as HasNoName
<cease_> he was a good man in a not very good world
<bfwestley> If I die old I'm rotten?
<Rotonoto> hi hasno
<drjawn> *nod*
<cease_> here's a song about johnny rotten
<Dexter_Fong> If they don't find you pretty quick BF
<DocTechnical> hnn: yeah, i had to disconnect my firewall to get connected
<Rotonoto> depends on *how* old, bri  :o)
<kend^> i have nothing bad to say about anyone here, either because
there is nothing i'm aware of, or i don't know you
<HasNoName> I couldn't get in through roadrunner at all, had to go to my
shell account
*** DocTechnical is now known as LiliLamont
<cease_> hi lili
<Dexter_Fong> Hi Lili
<drjawn> I am rotten as a core
<HasNoName> hey...
<bfwestley> they'll find me with three years on mail on me
<kend^> miz lili, hello ;)
<LiliLamont> Hi, guys.
<bfwestley> but it'll be email so it's light
<drjawn> why hello Mz Lilli
<Mr_Yamamoto> Shell game
<cease_> the marine core, dr j?
<Mr_Yamamoto> jello Biafra Lili
<LiliLamont> Doc just went to grab some vino for us.  I just got back
from NYC.
<Joe_Beets> Lilli Lamont...you're the one from those Marx Bros movies,
right?
<drjawn> waterlogged I'd say
<cease_> mz lamount?
<Rotonoto> tell them to stop makin' you travel so much, lilli
<Dexter_Fong> How went the NYT interview Lili?
<cease_> or to travel even more. there's a piece of sushi in this town
with Your Name on it Lili
<drjawn> I must go prostrate myself
<drjawn> got to get up early
<LiliLamont> Not quite, Joe.  It wasn't a question of travel for work,
I'm trying to find work.  I had an interview with the NY Times digitial
group.
<kend^> bend over and smile, dr.j
<drjawn> *wavies*
<kend^> oh, that's prostate! g'nite
<cease_> by dr j
<Dexter_Fong> Night Jawn
<Rotonoto> jawn yawn?
<HasNoName> night...
<Rotonoto> nite
<drjawn> let's find some way to commemorate all of TDT's good works,
keep me posted
<LiliLamont> Cease:  I'm trying to get doc to set up a schedule for us
to come out and see you.  Night, Jawn.
<drjawn> laters
<Bone-E-Boi> How old was the Tiny Doctor when he checked out?
*** Quit: drjawn (Quit: Leaving)
<cease_> excellent idea, dr j
<bfwestley> 53 or 54; he mentioned being 51 in a 1999 IRC
<Noser> he died on the first anniversary of Douglas Adams's death. Just
a meaningless coincidence, I guess
<cease_> if there are such things
<Dexter_Fong> No coincidence is meaningless: all coincidences are
meaningless
<kend^> jung and sting don't think so
<LiliLamont> Hmmm...  I turned 51 yesterday.  Life is far too fleeting.
<Noser> Okay, just a meaningful coincidence then
<cease_> but storm and drung disagree
<Joe_Beets> Douglas Adams died?
<Rotonoto> red pill or blue? meaningful or meaningless?
<kend^> don't forget angst, cat
<Noser> Yeah, Douglas Adams is a year dead
<bfwestley> at only 49, joe
<kend^> joe, he was hitching, a ufo ran over him
<Joe_Beets> Must have forgotten his towel
<Noser> No, he had a perfectly normal heart attack on an ordinary treadmill
<HasNoName> his last book just came out, didn't it?
<Noser> he didn't even get to die of a spontaneously materializing sofa
<Noser> It's not really a book, just a collection of essays and some drafts
<Noser> If I get a time machine first thing I'm doing is dropping a sofa
on Doug.
<cease_> a funny man
<bfwestley> CA is thinking of requiring gyms to have defribulators
<HasNoName> ca= canada or california?
<kend^> so untrained people can kill instead of help?
<Bone-E-Boi> George Harrison checked out. He produced a movie called
Checking Out. It's a good movie to watch at times like this.
<Noser> How did the Dr. die?
<bfwestley> california
<cease_> de-fibulators? than no politician will ever get re-elected
<kend^> defibulators remove leg bones
<Rotonoto> just pound on yer chest like da bears
<LiliLamont> Good, there goes Cheney.
<bfwestley> apparently he had a viral infection for a week and then
died, maybe of a heart attack
<cease_> not fibs?
<Dexter_Fong> Noser: Had a viral infection, wife returned after work to
find him dead. Heart attack?
<Noser> ah, the classic surprise ending.
<HasNoName> cat's letting canadian politics get him down. down here in
the US, we're justifiably free of that cynicism
* HasNoName wakes up.
<cease_> connie didn't seem to know, but the way she found out that he
was dead was more than shock
<kend^> girlfriend, dex, but it's not a serious mistake, they were
cohabitating
<Rotonoto> we have much too poor an attitude here to allow for any cynicism
<LiliLamont> What are you on, HNN?
<bfwestley> we're not only free of the cynicism of canadian politics, we
couldn't name a single canadian politician
*** Bone-E-Boi is now known as Lt
<HasNoName> I'm high on life, and decongestants.
<cease_> wish that were true here, bf
*** Lt is now known as LtColumbo
<Noser> I can name a canadian politician!
<Noser> I'll name him Fluffy.
<cease_> watch that ephedrine!
<Rotonoto> Trudeau?
<kend^> "ah, just one more thing...."
<kend^> chretien
<HasNoName> I have no cynicism about canadian politics. I'm sure the guy
who draws "Doonesbury" is doing a great job.
<bfwestley> all politicians are chretiens
<cease_> he's dead, but that's one more than most yanks. a vast
percentage thought canada was an american state in a recent poll
<Rotonoto> no- Pierre Trudeau  :o)
<kend^> you mean it isn't?????
<bfwestley> when it goes over 50%, it'll be official
<LtColumbo> I'm wondering if his friend G. Gordon was in town....
<Noser> I wonder if more people think Canada is a state or New Mexico isn't
<cease_> virtually no body in the states knows that canada's your
largest trading partner
<Dexter_Fong> Then what is Canada doing with our baseball teams if it
isn't a state!
<bfwestley> it's mostly in beer, eh?
<cease_> our?
<HasNoName> no, no, canada is the state where they play hockey.
<Rotonoto> Canada is where they store the surplus moose and snow
<kend^> baisbol bin berry berry gut to mi
<Noser> I thought that state was anger.
<LiliLamont> I do, Cease.  But that's just me.
<Noser> Ah, the surplus moose. That's one big moose.
<cease_> your daughter lives up here, so you don't count
<Dexter_Fong> Don't forget the Geeze Roto
<Rotonoto> or was that moose and squirrel?
<kend^> she can count to 20 if she takes off her shoes :)
<Noser> No, moose and squirrel are on a disputed island on the border
<bfwestley> aren't all moose surplus?  How many do you need?
<Rotonoto> squeeze the geeze?
<LiliLamont> Don't tell my daughter that.  She will disagree vehemently.
<HasNoName> "The Canadia Stereotype Hour" is broght to you by Bull Moose
Beer...
<Noser> Gramatically speaking all you need is moose.
<HasNoName> er, Canadian
<cease_> she thinks she's still in the states?
<bfwestley> I thought all you need is love
<Noser> Yes, moose love.
<LiliLamont> No.  She thinks I count.
<Noser> They're very affectionate.
<bfwestley> maybe all you need is surplus moose love
<kend^> love a moose!
<Dexter_Fong> Stereo type = Using both hands
<cease_> not in a list of ignorant people, lili
<bfwestley> lol dex
<LtColumbo> G. Gordon is everywhere these days. Seems like he's
interviewed on MSNBC every day.
<LiliLamont> Cease: Vewy twoo.
<Dexter_Fong> thnks BF                          thnks BF
<Rotonoto> hifi stereotype= typing with all 10 fingers
<HasNoName> that's why Canadians average 120 wpm, Dex.
<Mr_Yamamoto> They're really stinky.moose
<kend^> stewardesses is the longest word you type only with the left
hand, fyi
<Joe_Beets> Let's all gather around the hifi.
<LtColumbo> He's got his own radio show. He's bigger than Rush Limbaugh.
<Noser> Oh yeah, kend? We'll see about that...
<LtColumbo> Well, only in a manner of speaking.
<Rotonoto> raise the level of our moose?
<bfwestley> why would I want a stewardess only on my left hand?
<Joe_Beets> There are times when I type everything with my left hand,
but that's another story
<Mr_Yamamoto> More entertaining, too
* Noser types the word "defibrillator" using only his left hand
<Rotonoto> hey- I'm right-handed
<cease_> depends on what she does with it
<Noser> Wow, that was hard
<Noser> especially the O
<bfwestley> does GGordon eat a rat-on-a-stick on his show?
<Noser> Who's this Gordon person anyway?
<kend^> uh, noser, with the hands in the typical typing position
<cease_> rat in box must be his sponsor
<Joe_Beets> I like my jug fish without so much rat in it
<Noser> For some people that is the typical typing position
<Dexter_Fong> "First grasp the rat with your left hand. Then thrust your
fist into the flames"
<Noser> and what about Dvorak keyboards, huh?
<LtColumbo> G. Gordon was the Tiny Doctor's best pal.
<Noser> oh
<Rotonoto> Noser commits the forbidden "left hand on right-handed keys"
maneuver
<Noser> It's not forbidden, it just ain't allowed.
<kend^> dvorak was a great composer, he used the 88 keys on the piano
<bfwestley> what's the sound of one hand typing?
<LtColumbo> They used to debate each other on TV.
*** LiliLamont is now known as DocTechnical
<Dexter_Fong> ritygc ribw = Going Home typed on Dvorak keyboard
<kend^> bye, lili
<DocTechnical> Lt: Wrong Tiny Doctor
<cease_> by lili
<DocTechnical> you mean Leary, right?
<bfwestley> I have to start packing stuff
<LtColumbo> I'm sorry to have bothered you.
<DocTechnical> ok, nite bf - have a good flight
<LtColumbo> I must be going senile.
<kend^> later, brian
<Dexter_Fong> Hight BF
<cease_> by bf
<Rotonoto> bye bri
<bfwestley> byeee
<HasNoName> night, bf
<kend^> better senile than penile
*** Quit: bfwestley (Quit: Leaving)
<kend^> unless you're a dickhead?
<LtColumbo> Yeah, Leary.
<cease_> boy, that man sure likes to travel
<Joe_Beets> I had a senile implant
<Rotonoto> please- no more dick jokes
<LtColumbo> Dr. TImothy Leary, G. Gordon Liddy.
*** DocTechnical is now known as LiliLamont
<cease_> are the kiwis tired of them already?
<kend^> yeah, i read that today. first time on ng for over a year
<Dexter_Fong> Did you catch up on everything you missed, Ken?
<kend^> dex, i read 60-70 of them, the rest are gone forever
<Noser> not forever
*** LiliLamont is now known as DocTechnical
<cease_> leary's dead and g. gordon lives on
<LtColumbo> Have you seen their debates? You can still buy them on
videotape, I think.
<Dexter_Fong> 60-70, boy the faster than anybody's read ever before
<DocTechnical> k^: Not if you go to groups.google.com
<DocTechnical> all the posts are there, since before the beginning
<kend^> tom, i figure i can live without the 11.5 months worth i
skipped. but i will stay current now
<Rotonoto> a new way to do newsgroup archives? fan mail from some flounder?
<cease_> since the first alt.firesign post?
<kend^> all except the obvious spam
<Rotonoto> since before the beginning...
<DocTechnical> yes cat
<cease_> started in 93 sometime by that niles ritter guy, right? he
contacted me towards the end of that year
<HasNoName> how far back does google go on the newsgroups? I remember
looking, at saw that it stopped at some point. whether that's the
beginning, ?
<kend^> the benjamin franklin posts are still missing, i hear
<DocTechnical> hnn: i think they have every post they could get their
hands on up on groups.google now - to 1981
<LtColumbo> Liddy broadcasts his nationally syndicated radio show in San
Bernadino, California. Not far from where I live.
<cease_> he did the faq, if not started the group
<Dexter_Fong> There still in that poor dick's almanac
<kend^> woohoo! another "dick" joke!
<Rotonoto> Liddy used to do a show here in Wash DC
*** DocTechnical is now known as LiliLamont
<Dexter_Fong> Sex with my Kite
<cease_> havent they washed that DC yet?
<HasNoName> cat: they found it was an AC all along...
<LtColumbo> He probably owns one of those big Victorian houses in the
Highland district of Redlands. A very photogenic location.
<Dexter_Fong> Ken: Saw a thing on PBS bout B Franklin. He was highly
knowledgable -for the times- bout electricity
<kend^> with a reserved parking place for that antique mercedes
<kend^> dex, a totally fascinating man
<cease_> and lots of other things, dex
* Noser searches for the oldest google post to a.f
<kend^> wrote a book called "fart proudly"
<Rotonoto> DC is inscrutable and unscrubbable
<Dexter_Fong> Also K; people-scientists- who experimented with
electricity referred to themsleves as "electricians"
<Mr_Yamamoto> Al Gore has the oldest Google post
<HasNoName> remember, there was/is an alt.fan.firesign-theater as well
<cease_> and advised getting an older mistress: they are so appreciative
<Joe_Beets> Clinton has the oldest ogle post
<kend^> some of them had anorexia, thus the phrase, "weighting for the
electrician"
<cease_> in the old days
<Noser>
http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&start=25&hl=en&lr=&group=alt.come...
<Dexter_Fong> yikes lol, Ken
<Dexter_Fong> And the award for longest URL goes to....Noser!
<Rotonoto> is that the older RIAA weighting, or do you mean call waiting?
<Noser> it's from May 1993
<Noser> a test message
<LtColumbo> Oh. I almost forgot. Is anyone going to post the transcript
of this IRC chat to the newsgroup? Wasn't that the Tiny Doctor's job?
<Rotonoto> this is a test... for the next 60 kilobytes...
<Dexter_Fong> Ken does it now
<cease_> kend logging
<Noser> the second-oldest message is an explanation of why alt.comedy
came into being when alt.fan already existed
<LiliLamont> Yes, doc will. He'll be back in a minute.
<Rotonoto> do not attempt to adjust your modem...
<Dexter_Fong> I get his back up...er, I'm his backup
<cease_> it only takes aminute to go buy wine?
<kend^> lt.col-i will do that, since i'm logging
<LiliLamont> No, Cease.  The wine was upstairs.
<cease_> aha
*** LtColumbo is now known as Bone-E-Boi
<Dexter_Fong> Lili: Funny place for a wine cellar
<LiliLamont> This is Connecticut.  You can't buy anything after 8pm, not
even beer.
<cease_> i thought you must live next to a winery
<Dexter_Fong> How about Powerball, Lil?
<Rotonoto> such a backwards province
<LiliLamont> Dex: That shows you how far down we've become.
<Dexter_Fong> Must be canadian
<Rotonoto> land of the package store...
<kend^> nice search on google, i found out that 10.1.98 was my first
visit here
<Dexter_Fong> Eider dat or how far up averything else is, Lili
<cease_> 98? you're a new comer
<Noser> Connecticut is essential to the mental well-being of Rhode Island
<cease_> when did Tiny first appear here?
<Noser> everyone needs an inferior
<LiliLamont> Cease:  There is little likelihood of my drinking CT. wine.
<Rotonoto> amazingly complete archive!
<LiliLamont> Dex:  I keep hoping I'll win, but the odds are fucking
astronomical.
<cease_> some canuck wine is surprisingly good, or at least people who
drink wine tell me it is
<kend^> cat, 1500 hits
*** LiliLamont is now known as DocTechnical
<cease_> that sounds like the amount of acid tim leary took, yes
<DocTechnical> Bone: I will post the log to the firezine site (inasmuch
as i do not have access to tiny's site and i think firezine's a good
place to start putting these things)
<DocTechnical> cat: lili says she likes the "ice wines"
<Noser> Ice Nine? That stuff'll kill ya!
<DocTechnical> i'tll freeze ya before you know you're dead
<cease_> we have a few bottle in the fridge. huddart gave them to us,
lili can enjoy them
<cease_> FAR too sweet for my tastes
<Noser> not before I know I'm dead, I already do
<DocTechnical> strictly for dessert, she says
<cease_> sounds right
<DocTechnical> like the sauternes
<Dexter_Fong> Chateau Ye Ken?
<Joe_Beets> I have some stuff in the newsgroup from 1996.
<kend^> cat: tinydrtim (spelled exactly that way) 3/20/98
<DocTechnical> i think i do too
<kend^> he may have been there under another name before?
<cease_> as Lew perhaps?
<cease_> none of us had nicknames to begin with, except Has
<kend^> do you remember that was his nick?
<DocTechnical> k^: as far as i can remember, he's always gone by the
tinydrtim monicker
<cease_> elayne wanted me to be Tiny Dr. Tim
* HasNoName only has the nickname since that's what he used on the MUSH
<kend^> lew--10/6/97
<cease_> there was a problem when Tiny wanted to use that as I'd already
taken
<HasNoName> cat: she had me create a Dr Tim character on the MUSH for
you to use... may still be there.
<cease_> no shit
<DocTechnical> doctim, yeeessssss....
<kend^> 5/5/97, i forgot to look at page 2
<kend^> that's for lew
<DocTechnical> so the nick came later then
<kend^> yes. lew predated tdt
<cease_> as alcindor predated jabbar
<DocTechnical> i lounge corrected (as opposed to standing)
<kend^> jabbar the hut
<Dexter_Fong> lol cat
<DocTechnical> jabbarwocky?
<Dexter_Fong> Jabbar the Woockie
<cease_> according to his autobi, we were both in the 64 harlem riot
together.
<cease_> only he was throwing shit and i was ducking it
<DocTechnical> no kidding?
<kend^> alcindor or tebbets?
<DocTechnical> you set 'em up, he knocke 'em down?
<DocTechnical> knocks
<cease_> yeah, i was on a bus in harlem when the riot started
<Dexter_Fong> Timing Cat
<cease_> that's why he plays basketball and I watch!
<DocTechnical> tour bus?  "and to your left, we have a group of locals
walking of with as many tvs as they can carry..."
<Noser> That's why you're here and they're there. So there.
<cease_> lakers came through again the other night, praise allah, or
whomever
<Dexter_Fong> Praise Big Chief Triangle
<cease_> and setting fires, doc. lots of fires
<kend^> isosceles?
<Rotonoto> yeah, they burned DC too, back then
<DocTechnical> off not of
<DocTechnical> (li';s correcting me over my shoulder)
<Dexter_Fong> Ken: No, Jackson
<DocTechnical> lili's
<Mr_Yamamoto> burn Baby Burn. God I have a DULL life
<Dexter_Fong> You gotta hunch, DOc?
<DocTechnical> mr y: lol
<Noser> If you burn the baby it's no good to eat!
<DocTechnical> dex: what hunch?
<Dexter_Fong> Over Your shoulder
*** DocTechnical is now known as Eyegore
<Rotonoto> my Jr. HS art teacher, who happened to be black, got his art
store in DC burned to the ground
<Eyegore> what hunch?
<Dexter_Fong> lol Dc
*** Eyegore is now known as DocTechnical
<Dexter_Fong> Doc
<kend^> "walk this way"
<cease_> many people would envy you, Mr Y.
<DocTechnical> if i could walk that way...
<cease_> may you live in interesting times is rightfully a curse, in chinese
<Rotonoto> during the MLK assasination riots
<Dexter_Fong> "If I could walk that way, I'd probably use the Women's room
<DocTechnical> intertainment...
<DocTechnical> lol dex
<Noser> we put the "tain" in interment!
<cease_> now if lili said that, it would be funny, dex
<Dexter_Fong> Clinton called it "Intern tainment"
<kend^> poon taing!
<DocTechnical> we put the "taint" in entertainment
<Bone-E-Boi> Okay, Doc. All those questions about the cause of Lew's
death awhile back-- this chat room was beginning to resemble a homicide
investigation.
<Rotonoto> saw great website on the topic of women peeing in da mens
room, very enlightening- wish I had saved the url...
<Noser> The one that sells the little device to do it with?
<Dexter_Fong> Doc: Phil Austin said it not me =)
<DocTechnical> bone: i had problems connecting to irc earlier, so i
missed that part of the exposition
<Rotonoto> nope- just a tutorial on "how to do it"
<DocTechnical> lol phil then
<Rotonoto> (without wetting yourself)
<kend^> roto: ever see the woman's "accessory" that allows them to aim
and pee standing up?
<Noser> I'll find the url
<Rotonoto> that's childs play- 'real' women do it standing up with *no*
device whatever  :o)
<DocTechnical> today on "how to do it" we're going to learn how to
conduct a forensic investigation, and how to create paper dolls with
scissors and paper
<kend^> i'll hurl the url
<Joe_Beets> Gotta go JustFolks.  Again, my condolences to all friends of
the Dr.
<Bone-E-Boi> Oh. People were just wondering how Lew died. And then Lt.
Columbo dropped by for a few minutes.
<Dexter_Fong> Night Joe
<DocTechnical> ok joe
<kend^> nite, joe
<Rotonoto> nite joe
*** DocTechnical is now known as LiliLamont
<HasNoName> night, joe.
*** Quit: Joe_Beets (Quit: )
<LiliLamont> I have no interest in such accessories.
*** Quit: Mr_Yamamoto (Quit: Jüting)
<kend^> you're too ladylike, lili
<Dexter_Fong> Too much technology in our lives anyway
<kend^> the jutland juter has left the building
<LiliLamont> I'm too ladylike?  I don't want it to dribble down my leg!
<Noser> http://www.freshette.com/
<kend^> that's why you just let the underwear snap back into place quickly!
<Dexter_Fong> That's why we wear pants, Lili
<Dexter_Fong> Preferably dark pants
<cease_> brown shoes don't make it
<LiliLamont> No, I'm sorry, I'm not a guy... and I don't want my clothes
to smell like piss.
<Bone-E-Boi> Doc: Then Lt. Columbo went off on a strange tangent about
Gordon Liddy. Did you ever hear the Liddy-Leary debates?
<kend^> you shake it carefully (not too many times)
*** LiliLamont is now known as DocTechnical
<Dexter_Fong> Piss is a pherome, or so I'm told
<DocTechnical> Bone: I've heard OF them , not actually heard them
<cease_> krassner ran some excerpts in The Realist
<DocTechnical> I own Dr. Leary's first album, the one that predates the
book of the dead album
<cease_> friend of leary that he was
<Noser> darn it, I want to paste the how-to-use instructions but they're
all images
<Bone-E-Boi> Oh cool. I czech out Krasser's web presense.
<DocTechnical> "L.S.D." in big letters, with op-art purple & green swirl
behind it
<Rotonoto> Dex: our unaltered male dog cewrtainly thinks so!  ;o)
<DocTechnical> classic
<Bone-E-Boi> Springtime for Hitler.
<cease_> darn it? I've got some holes in my socks you might want to look at
<kend^> good one, noser
*** Join: bfwestley (~west...@isis.visi.com)
<bfwestley> all done packing
<Noser> Directions: STAND facing the toilet or with your back to the
wind. Pull the extension tube outward from the spout until it locks.
With your feet apart, move clothing aside enough to place the opening of
the trough snugly against your body, relax and go while standing.
*** Mode change "+o bfwestley" by Dexter_Fong
<cease_> i thought that was Michael
<kend^> a peck of pickled peppers?
<Dexter_Fong> That's metaphysically absurd, man. How can I go while
standing?
<Noser> http://www.freshette.com/photos.html
<Rotonoto> or, for the rugged feminists, who insit on using no device:
the trick was apparently to squeeze off the stream quite suddenly at the
end (or so they claim)
<kend^> back to the wind. good advice! you only make that mistake one time
<Noser> back to the shadows.
<Dexter_Fong> And stay off the flat rocks
<cease_> again
<HasNoName> rockette morton takes off again into the wind!
<Bone-E-Boi> Leary and Liddy got along surprisingly well, did they not?
Or am I wrong about that?
<cease_> where you can pee into the stream
* HasNoName is taking wrong turns on memory lane...
<Dexter_Fong> BEB, I suspect to hucksters would get along real well
<kend^> i've lived my entire life in the shadows
<DocTechnical> Fave quote from Leary's first album (this is 1966, mind
you): "Our biggest industries, and our most vicious political quarrels
seem to be generated by which drug do you use to trigger off different
levels of awareness."
<Dexter_Fong> 2 Hucksters
<Bone-E-Boi> Aw shucksters big bucksters
<cease_> good one, doc, uh, dr
<kend^> 3 musketeers is great candy bar
<Rotonoto> I'll take the red pill, please...
<Bone-E-Boi> Lots of lucksters
<cease_> buckeroo?
<Bone-E-Boi> Muckety mucksters
<HasNoName> banzai?
<Rotonoto> banzai?
<cease_> a buck or 2
<Noser> wow, the Freshette is only $22.95 or $41.00 for two!
<DocTechnical> hnn: what do you run on, rockette morton?
<kend^> why would you need two of them?
<Noser> Why there's special pricing for two, none can say.
<cease_> no, bonsai, the plant shrunk, all this pissing on it
<HasNoName> beans. I run on laser beans.
<kend^> one in the car, one in the office?
<Noser> no, it's completely portable
<Noser> it fits in your hand
<Rotonoto> over here we have vanilla benas, and these here are magic
beans...
<Noser> YOU TRADED OUR MAGIC BEANS FOR A COW?
<DocTechnical> dont have a cow, man...
<cease_> who you callin a cow?
<DocTechnical> have some beans instead
<Dexter_Fong> Well, Dear Friends, I gots to do some things..will leave
the logger running just in case
<Bone-E-Boi> STOOPID MOOK
<bfwestley> a magic cow
<Rotonoto> but it gives very good milk- and computers!
<DocTechnical> they're a good source of fiber
<kend^> i like navy beans. none of those damned marine beans for me
<DocTechnical> dex: nite dude
<cease_> i hope one of them is recording your lines for Red Shift, dex
<Dexter_Fong> Night all
<kend^> nite, ash
<Bone-E-Boi> Nite.
<bfwestley> nite
<Bone-E-Boi> Goo goo goo joob
<DocTechnical> bf: so you gonna see they guys this week?
<cease_> too bad elayne didn't show up tonigt
<HasNoName> night, nex.
<kend^> i've got some wonderful roasted nuts here (no peanuts, only
brazil, pecan, cashew, and almonds)
<Noser> no peanuts? HOW?
<DocTechnical> cashew? geshundheit.
<cease_> charlie brown, he's a clown
<kend^> i paid extra for them to leave them out
<Noser> No peanuts are expensive.
<kend^> tell that to jimmy carter
<cease_> for the shultz estate they are
<bfwestley> the peanut is neither a pea nor a nut - it's a mammal
<Noser> I thought it was a marsupial.
<kend^> i tend to eat them in a strange manner. i pick all of one type
out on the top layer, then start another type, etc.
<Rotonoto> last time I checked, peanuts were considered the cheap filler
in party mix (pre Chex era)
<cease_> not insane?
<DocTechnical> not in secaucus eithter
<kend^> stupid human tricks on letter, guy kicked himself in the head
<Noser> notting hill
<DocTechnical> a fight club fantasy
* HasNoName 's meter is reading "E", and while officially that stands
for excellent, he's calling it a night.
<cease_> the return of the 7?
<DocTechnical> ok, nite has
<Rotonoto> picky eater, probably drove your mother to distraction (or Miami)
<DocTechnical> thx for stopping by
<HasNoName> night
<kend^> g'nite, has
<Rotonoto> nite has
<cease_> have fun with the ecstasy, has
*** Quit: HasNoName (Quit: Leaving)
<Noser> Ficus Fantasy 9
<DocTechnical> has & x?
<DocTechnical> has has x!?
<Rotonoto> fi fi fo ficus
<bfwestley> maybe a x chromosome?
<Noser> "has & x? has has X!?"?
<Noser> what programming languages is that?
<cease_> he said he was reading E
<kend^> we all have at least one "x" 'some
<Noser> looks vaguely prolog-like
<DocTechnical> the mdma language
<DocTechnical> very empathonogenic
<Rotonoto> what programming? why, the genetic code! he threw in an extra Y
<kend^> entheogenic?
<Noser> genocide cannon?
<DocTechnical> Y? For the sake of completeness, that's y!
<cease_> i dont want any empathy, just something interesting to See
<kend^> y? because we LOVE you
<Noser> The Freshette's pretty interesting
<Noser> odd name though, considering what a flechette is
<DocTechnical> cat: you won't get empathy, but you'll certainly feel it
towards everyone & everything
<cease_> that's what i don't want, doc
<kend^> the worst thing about x is the cost. last i heard, $35/hit
<DocTechnical> don't worry, it's only temporary - it wears off
<kend^> and it only lasts couple hours
<Rotonoto> I felt empathy- it was soft and warm- then it slapped me!
<DocTechnical> empathy can be like that, roto
<Noser> I thought the worst thing about X was the slow redraw time on
unsupported video cards
<DocTechnical> noser: lol!
<cease_> i always thought E was ecstasy, not X. but what do i know?
<DocTechnical> e, x, it all means the same thing - you take it and you
get high...
<kend^> cat, both are acceptable i think
<Bone-E-Boi> Bingo! There's a Liddy-Leary debate movie mentioned at
http://www.leary.com
* Noser pops BVD
<DocTechnical> bone: are they still keeping that site up?
<bfwestley> were we playing bingo?
<DocTechnical> the b and the v being the same...
<Bone-E-Boi> Evidently. I'm at the website now.
<cease_> and bingo was his name, oh
<bfwestley> douglas adams site is still going
<DocTechnical> last time i was there, it seemed to have fallen into a
state of disrepair, large chunks of archival info was missing
<Bone-E-Boi> Corenwahlrrrl
<bfwestley> douglasadams or leary, doc?
* Bone-E-Boi was watching Monty Python last night.
<DocTechnical> leary bone
<DocTechnical> er, leary bf
<bfwestley> ah
<cease_> i was monitoring his site when he died
<DocTechnical> on the outside looking in?
<kend^> ah, the moodies. one of my faves. they and fst first time i did acid
<Noser> http://brunching.com/features/atomicpatrol.html
<DocTechnical> k^: good combo
<kend^> in search of the lost chord, followed by how can you be/nick
danger side
<Bone-E-Boi> _Return Engagement_ is the title of the movie. I'll czech
out Internet Movie Database for info.
<cease_> have you all seen the biopic Timothy Leary's Dead?
<Rotonoto> nice intro, k^
<kend^> it was a memorable evening, if i could remember anything of it
<DocTechnical> you obviously remember what you heard...
<kend^> 1970 is a LONG time ago to be remembering
<kend^> i remembered i liked them, but had to re-listen next day to make
sure i wasn't nuts
<cease_> i wish i heard more of tiny's memories
<kend^> then i discovered that i was
<Noser> no peanuts though
<cease_> he didnt talk much about the past here on irc, except to bitch
about stuff
<kend^> right, noser :)
<Noser> but you can go standing up anyway
<Bone-E-Boi> Ah. So. Here it is. 1983. They were interviewed by Carole
Hemingway. An L.A. radio personality. http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086188
<DocTechnical> that's true cat... and i don't remember him going into
much about his past when we hooked up in seattle - not around me, anyway...
<kend^> except when i'm sitting down
<Noser> That's so deep it's overflowing.
<cease_> he just dropped tantalizing clues, like mentioning being a
saloon keeper
<kend^> doc, he and i chatted on icq, he very rarely touched on nam.
didn't stay there long though
<cease_> and of course, mentioning being in Nam
<DocTechnical> but the thing that i'll always remember about the guy is
how excited he was to hook up with and foster good will among all the
fireheads
<Rotonoto> I knew a saloon keeper- he liked to sample his wares
<Bone-E-Boi> Plot Outline: Documentary on the 1983 touring debate
between Liddy and Leary.
<cease_> i wrote the part he plays in Red Shift after a telephone
conversation with him about that, kend
<kend^> he did like e.e.cummings' poetry, sent me one once that his dad
had given him
<Rotonoto> Doc: amen!
<cease_> that says a lot
<cease_> i wonder if he ever talked to ossman about that? ossman wrote a
bio=play about ee
<kend^> sadly, i can't tell you which one, and i saved it on the 'puter
that since crashed
<kend^> he and i were both 2.5 sheets to the wind that night, crying in
our beer as it were
<Rotonoto> mischeivous non-fan of E.E. Cummings
<DocTechnical> 96 tears...
<cease_> its a memory of him for you to treasure forever, kend.
<kend^> ? and the mysterians
<cease_> he lives on in that memory
<Bone-E-Boi> I'm out of joint. Smoke me.
<kend^> a part of everyone i've talked to is with me
<cease_> time out of joint? i thought pk dick was dead
<kend^> smoke fish, not dope
<DocTechnical> phish?
<DocTechnical> ghoti
<cease_> no, smoke fish And dope
<Rotonoto> "me" is a philosophical construct, may be innacurate
<DocTechnical> this sentence may be false; check with a qualified
professional before reading
<cease_> gb shaw, are you stil alive too?
<Rotonoto> VG Doc
<Bone-E-Boi> Fire and water don't mix. You get smoked fish.
<Rotonoto> Roto like smoked fish
<Bone-E-Boi> Smoking fish?
<Rotonoto> (Roto like to smoke fish?)
<cease_> how do they keep their joints lit?
<kend^> they don't fit in my pipe
<Bone-E-Boi> Smouldering fish.
<DocTechnical> "know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI" (deteriorata)
<kend^> yeah, doc, there's a line in there about "ken" also
<Rotonoto> "you are a fluke of the universe..."
<DocTechnical> "for a good time..."
*** Dexter_Fong is now known as Dexter_Loggin
<kend^> "cook until flaky"
<cease_> call KIKI?
<Noser> the ferret?
<Bone-E-Boi> The fluke of a flame broiled whale
<DocTechnical> "despite the deepening gloom, take solace in the fact
that you dog is finally getting enough cheese."
<Rotonoto> "much less than the trees and the stars- you have no right to
be here..."
<DocTechnical> your dog (not you dog)
<Bone-E-Boi> Finnegan's Wake
<DocTechnical> "and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is
laughing behind your back."
<cease_> is finnegan dead too?
<Noser> He never got off the island?
<Bone-E-Boi> Cooked. Fried.
<DocTechnical> a long a last a love a long the...
<kend^> my self control is less than perfect. reopened the can of mixed
nuts. if i weren't alone, someone could take it and hide it
<Bone-E-Boi> Totally burned out.
<Rotonoto> look away, k^- I'm hiding them right now
<Bone-E-Boi> Roasted by Don Rickles.
<DocTechnical> guys, the lilimeister has repaired to the upstairs lair -
as must i -
<Rotonoto> assorted nuts do not hold up well under an intense hunger field
<DocTechnical> k^: you'll send me the log, no?
<cease_> thanks for dropping by, doc and lili
<Rotonoto> nite doc
<kend^> yes, doc
<DocTechnical> i'm glad i was finally able to get connected
<DocTechnical> now i have to re-hook up my firewall before beddybye
<cease_> so are we all
<kend^> goodnite, mein doktor
<DocTechnical> y'all take care...
<Rotonoto> sweet dreams, herr doc...
<DocTechnical> and tiny, though we hardly knew ye, we hope you're
reading this and know that you have touched us all
<Noser> but we never pressed charges
<kend^> he's smiling right now, doc :)
<DocTechnical> ...and i don't mean that in a priestly way, either
<cease_> right on
<Rotonoto> right arm
<DocTechnical> left off
<Rotonoto> tha house that tiny built be rockin'
* Bone-E-Boi hugs a tree.
<DocTechnical> nytol (tm) ...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<Noser> left disarmament
*** Quit: DocTechnical (Quit: Leaving)
<Bone-E-Boi> Nite, Doc.
<bfwestley> nite doc
<bfwestley> Do not go gentle into that good night.
<bfwestley>               Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
<bfwestley> as dylan thomas said
<Noser> There once was a man from Nantucket.
* Bone-E-Boi is surrounded by Greenpeace activists on speedy dinghies
and ordered to stop molesting the three.
<Bone-E-Boi> The tree, not the three.
<cease_> indeed
<Noser> Save the threes! Integers deserve to live too!
<Rotonoto> oleo- whereforth art thou, oleo?
<kend^> a three-way with an oak and a pine? you're KINKY!
<Bone-E-Boi> The three trees? Or the boys minus Bergman?
<Bone-E-Boi> Ever eat a pine tree?
<Bone-E-Boi> Many parts are highly erotic.
<Rotonoto> pine nuts are tasty
<cease_> i'll be leaving as well
<bfwestley> many parts are edible, but the same is true of a bicycle
<kend^> bye, cat
<Rotonoto> pun not intended  :o)
<cease_> good to see a good turnout for tiny's wake
<Bone-E-Boi> I'll start a vegetable porn website.
<Rotonoto> nite cat
<cease_> he would have wanted us to be here, having a good time, or at
least a time
*** Quit: cease_ (Quit: Leaving)
<Bone-E-Boi> Nah. On second thought, it has already been done. Doubtless.
<Noser> yep
<Bone-E-Boi> Adios, amigos.
<Noser> not as interesting as the gummy bear porn though
<kend^> i've seen the pics. that's some eggplant, i tell you!
<Rotonoto> kinky enough- probably been done in spades by now
<kend^> nite, b-e-b
<Rotonoto> adios
<Rotonoto> y hasta luega
<kend^> that's your cue, dave, the español
<Rotonoto> si
<Rotonoto> no hablo espanol
<kend^> como se llama? y su vicuna?
*** Bone-E-Boi is now known as RichardNixon
* Rotonoto frantically thumbs through his dictiuonary for "vicuna"
<kend^> ahh, speaking of dick jokes....
<RichardNixon> They were all doing it behind The President's back. Out
there in the trees. In the shadows.
<kend^> vicuna is related to llama and alpaca
*** RichardNixon is now known as Bone-E-Boi
<Rotonoto> ahhh- a proper name. not in my book
<Noser> it's not that proper, they spit
<kend^> it's a hairy quadruped of the andean plains
<kend^> damn! that's the biggest cashew i've ever seen!
<Rotonoto> si, comprendo
* Bone-E-Boi descends into the pit, waving and weeping.
<kend^> don't cry for me, argentina
<Noser> Bigger than a catfish?
*** Quit: Bone-E-Boi (Client closed connection)
<Rotonoto> hey pat! this sucker's only sixty feet deep!
<kend^> a very small catfish, perhaps
<Noser> So not the biggest he had seen.
<Rotonoto> it's coming from like a golden staircase...
<Rotonoto> I smell fresh air down here- and catfish!
<kend^> speaking of stairs, my bed is up a set, i think it's time for me
to make that walk. nite gents, and to the tiny doctor, adieu :)
<Rotonoto> nite kendster
*** Part: kend^ (K...@1Cust120.tnt1.three-rivers.mi.da.uu.net)
<bfwestley> about breaking up, I guess.  I have to sack out soon too
<Rotonoto> me too guise- tanks for da memories...
<Noser> the party's over? No cake? No dancing girls? No cake?
<Rotonoto> it's been most enjoyable and certainly well worth the dollar...
<Rotonoto> see youse guise next week, same time ,same firestation...
<bfwestley> see you too, byeee
* Rotonoto say: "tie a girl to a bottle of bourbon and lower her down-
I'm a free man..."
*** Quit: bfwestley (Quit: Leaving)
*** Part: Noser (someb...@h00500480bd93.ne.client2.attbi.com)
*** Quit: Rotonoto (Quit: "I'm a newsman, I've gotta find out-
Reeeebusssssss...")
Log Closed: Fri May 17 01:13:51 2002