> I found this particularly amusing
> (via:
> http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/worst_activis...]<http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/worst_activis...>
> )

> Every year in Pamplona, Spain, over a million people watch and/or
> > participate in the Running of the Bulls. People – and by that I mean idiots
> > – try to run ahead of a stampede of bulls in the narrow streets. The bulls
> > have killed 15 idiots since 1924. I think you can appreciate the valuable
> > service the bulls are performing.

> > Later that day, Matadors torture and kill the bulls for entertainment.
> > It's a popular vacation destination for the whole family.

> > The part that got my attention is that hundreds of animal rights
> > activists always attend to protest. Many of the female activists protest by
> > going topless and running with the bulls. That's right: In order to make
> > this event LESS popular, the female activists take off their tops and jog in
> > front of onlookers.

> > Keep in mind that this is a crowd of people who hope to see bystanders
> > get gored before the animals are all stabbed to death. I hate to categorize
> > people, but which of these items do you think would have the best chance of
> > discouraging folks that enjoy watching bulls get stabbed?

> > 1. Classical music
> > 2. Poetry reading
> > 3. Tits

> > The thing that frustrates me most is that when I make people mad with my
> > comic or blog, all they ever do is send angry e-mails. I never get the naked
> > female activists jogging in front of my office. Apparently you have to stab
> > animals to get the VIP treatment. This is the sort of thing that no one
> > tells you before you become a vegetarian.

> > For the record, as far as you know, I am stabbing my cat with a Uniball
> > pen right now. Bring it on!

> hahaha......where are the pictures?

> On 7/7/06, Caleb Eggensperger <caleb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > I found this particularly amusing
> > (via: http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/worst_activis...]

> > <http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/07/worst_activis...>
> > )

> > Every year in Pamplona, Spain, over a million people watch and/or
> > > participate in the Running of the Bulls. People – and by that I mean idiots
> > > – try to run ahead of a stampede of bulls in the narrow streets. The bulls
> > > have killed 15 idiots since 1924. I think you can appreciate the valuable
> > > service the bulls are performing.

> > > Later that day, Matadors torture and kill the bulls for entertainment.
> > > It's a popular vacation destination for the whole family.

> > > The part that got my attention is that hundreds of animal rights
> > > activists always attend to protest. Many of the female activists protest by
> > > going topless and running with the bulls. That's right: In order to make
> > > this event LESS popular, the female activists take off their tops and jog in
> > > front of onlookers.

> > > Keep in mind that this is a crowd of people who hope to see bystanders
> > > get gored before the animals are all stabbed to death. I hate to categorize
> > > people, but which of these items do you think would have the best chance of
> > > discouraging folks that enjoy watching bulls get stabbed?

> > > 1. Classical music
> > > 2. Poetry reading
> > > 3. Tits

> > > The thing that frustrates me most is that when I make people mad with
> > > my comic or blog, all they ever do is send angry e-mails. I never get the
> > > naked female activists jogging in front of my office. Apparently you have to
> > > stab animals to get the VIP treatment. This is the sort of thing that no one
> > > tells you before you become a vegetarian.

> > > For the record, as far as you know, I am stabbing my cat with a
> > > Uniball pen right now. Bring it on!

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